Why Is There A Photo Of Fidel Castro Wearing An Adidas Tracksuit In This National Newspaper?

I mean
what the fudge happened to the Revolution?

This is not a rhetorical question.
This not a freaking rhetorical question!

Sometimes I ask my boyfriend to wear a Fidel beard & cap in
mother-frigging sack when we try the reverse-cowgirl for the
umpteenth time. & he plops out again.

We're not in love.
On a bright note: Oprah helped us find my G-Spot.

It's not where you think.
The revolution, I mean.

Fidel "All Day I Dream About Sex" Castro:
I still wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers.