this, this, & this

My mother, the one who insists on sending me photos of her standing beside snowbanks to prove Jesus does not answer prayers, suggests I try online dating, in full knowledge that Jesus also conjured up the Internet via Scientology in order to emasculate me.

She says why not try this, this & this in order to fix things, & I say, okay, I will try smoking clove cigarettes but I will not (I repeat) will not get a Lassie dog for companionship. Especially since the last Lassie dog I had caught rabies after attempting to lay with a really fat raccoon on our back deck. It is hard to love something that froths.

This is how I came to rely on quantum physics to fix my life.
Quanta--don't fail me now!

the kentucky fried chicken across from the adult video & it's relationship with air quality

some of us have fallen, some of us were pushed, but none of us have turned another way

I love you golden calf & I want you in my Life

a fatty atrophic arythmic electric c

the cock of the walk

laying it on thick/pure & simple sass

woof! woof!

some people like to stand & fight, others like to sit & grow beards. greg is a true artist. jesus saves!

Having Gone Too Far, The Point After Which I Should Have Violently Hanged Myself