Tuesday, October 25, 2005


This Sunday, Denver plays Philadelphia, and there will be serious repercussions for the John Denver/Muppets Christmas fiasco.
Just saying.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

translation: it means I love you

Thursday, October 20, 2005

HAAAAANDSY Hansgen's suprise bday party

Suprise bday party for our beloved Thor... amazingly orchestrated by Randi! Good times had by all. An attempt by Thor at the pinata, which ended in the pinata being stabbed to death by the splintered remains of the brand new croquet mallet. Woot woot! It's his party and he'll stab pinatas if he wants to!!

Ross HILARIOUSLY falls asleep STANDING UP in an attempt to get his charade team mates to say, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Thor's party hat
Thor blows out his candles... mmmmmm, pecan pie
After the party dwindled down to four people, we decided that we should continue to party and go to the Toucan... lordy... after our collective tab reached one hundred dollars, the bartend was an ass and told us that we couldn't have anything else until we paid... but we didn't let that ruin our party... we continued to see who could take the sexiest fake make out pictures... then we all staggered home.


Saulnier, Vince, Lindsay's house warming party.. BURLESQUE! Also, marching band from skeleton park to the house.. quite rowdy, waking up the neighbours! I didn't get very many pics, sorry. i was quite inebriated by the time we actually got to the house... fucking marijuana...

Thursday, October 13, 2005

the following is a list of things i learned tonight:

1. knowing the ramones does not make you punk
2. the ability to correctly pronounce metastasize may be an indicator of intelligence
3. lance armstrong probably does not smoke
4. neil armstrong, neither
5. wishing does not make it so

Sunday, October 09, 2005

remembrance of things past 2

tiny messiah vs. the flame

Point of fact: after your first homoerotic dream everything changes.

Once you have to rebuild cities there will be lots of jobs.
They have fat, but I can't remember if it's good fat or not.

Put 'dichotomy' on my list of things not to say:
as in, the virgin-whore dichotomy.

Maybe a miracle, or a series of miracles will occur.
The president has started drinking again.
Your child is wearing a marijuana-themed hat.
Dont give the sterilization squad ammunition, pal.

I think it's clear that the longings of his heart were
satisfied when he came in touch with the combustion
engine. & an interstellar sage in a snowsuit

with a mouthful of porkrinds. & a lack of executive function.